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[A is for age:] 16
[B is for booze of choice:] Tequila (one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, KEEP 'EM COMING CRACKAH!)
[C is for career:] Terrorist in training
[D is for your dog's name:] Sophie and Max
[E is for essential items to bring to a party:] Vajayjays
[F is for favorite song at the moment:] 'Round Midnight/anything by Family
[G is for favorite game to watch:] Soccer (euro not that american crap)
[H is for hometown:] Ragbagistan, Islammia (victoria b.c.)
[I is for instruments you play:] tenor/baritone sax (yay townshend), piano, flute
[J is for jam or jelly you like:] Raspberry
[K is for kids:] Yes I would like fries with them.(unless their adopted from China)
[L is for last kiss?] None so far... *pouts*
[M is for mom's job:] Being Alisha's crazy mom (inside joke {AAAAALLLLLIIIISSHAAAAAAA!!!!})
[N is for name of your crush:] none
[O is for overnight hospital stays:] 2
[P is for phobias:] White People
[Q is for quotes you like:]
"This is a war on terrorism. Not a war on the religion of Islam, or the land of Islamia." -G.W Bush
"He can't be stupid he's gorgeous" - Me (dumbest thing i've ever said)
[R is for relationship that lasted the longest:] N/A *pouts*
[S is for sexual preference] things with Penises
[T is for time you wake up:] uhmmm... sometime last week
[U is for underwear:] colourful... lace is good
[V is for vegetable you love:] All except for zuccini.
[W is for worst habit:] low confidence, anxiety, low mood
[X is for x-rays you've had:] 2
[Y is for yummy food you like:] sushi
[Z is for zodiac sign:] Taurus---

Start Time: Why would you put this here? how am i supposed to know. go back in time crackah?
Name: Alisha Norine McGrath
Nickname: Ashilla, Shisha, That brown chick
Zodiac: Taurus
Hair Color: Brown
Eye color: brown
Height: 5'3" (when not ducking from incoming missiles)
Fav. Color: jade
Piercings: 2
Birthplace: see above honky
Area Code: No phones in ragbagistan
Siblings: one idiot brother. we bond through weed.

Have You ever...

Cut your own hair?: nope
Did something in the past month that you regret?: yeeeah
Met someone that you weren't supposed to?: ?
Kissed someone who wasn't your b/f or g/f?: never been kissed
Skipped school?: Yes.
Bungee Jumped?: No.
Dumped someone?: about to
Cheated on someone?: No.
Been arrested?: no. i'm good at not getting caught
Broken into someones house?: No.
Won something?: yes... being brown
Been rejected?: no
Been to a funeral?: no
Used a lighter?: Yes.
Been on stage?: Yes.

Favorite...

Season: Autumn
Food: infidel blood
Ice cream flavor: raspberry
School subject: band (not really a subject with awai though)
Person: Keith Moon (mentally shags)
Number: purple
Book: Alias Grace
Movie: Amelie
Song: Anything by Family/Traffic/cream/the who/gerrymulligan/thelonious monk/ john coltrane... okay basically just people you don't know
Park: DISNEYLAND!!!!!
State: Hawaii
Place: Bubble Tea Place
Sport to watch on TV: Euro Soccer
Sport to play: Badminton
Band: see favourite songs
Letter: W (in cursive capitalized)
Fast food restaurant: Noodle Box
Disney Princess: Jasmine because she's brown
TV Station: FOOD NETWORK!!!! (yeah iron chef)
Name for a son: Habib/???
Name for a daughter: the chinese translation for spring cherryblosson. i forget how to spell it

Do you perfer...

chocolate or vanilla?: a mix of both (like me!!!)
alcohol or non?: don't matter
long relationships or one night stands?: I wouldn't know
dogs or cats?: oooo the puppies
scary movies or comedies? Comedies
short or long hair?: either
croutons or bacon bits?: Croutons (no bacon for this gal)
kissing or hugging: no comparison for me =(

1st thing you think of when i say...

School: Alcazaar
Grass: Stains
Cows: Mad cows scating on the frozen baltic sea
Canada: Polar bears in toques

In the past 2 days have you...

Watched a movie?: No
Talked on the phone?: Yes
Cried?: yes
Threw up?: no
Drank a glass of water?: Yes
Done drugs?: heh heh... yep avec mon frere. so sad
Read a book or magazine?: Yes
Watched tv?: Yes
Looked in a mirror?: Yes
Taken a shower?: Yes
Taken a picture?: No
Listened to music?: Yes
Kissed someone?: no =( unless you count my fuzzy pooches... so cute
Told someone you liked them?: unfortunately
Chatted online?: Yes
Commented someone?: Say what crackah?
Made a new layout for your MySpace?: "yes". i also listenned to simple plan. (eff off)
Bought something?: yes. my freedom from my oppressive husband.
End time: who cares?

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What one thing do you own that you don't want anyone to touch? Townshend/my music taste
The last thing you lost: my hope for humanity
Something you have that you should throw away: The Bodies
Something you're always getting yelled at for: Wiring my bombs wrong (red wire over blue wire not the other way around)
Favorite article of clothing: what clothing?
Something unusual that you can do: Life my leg backwards over my head
Scariest Movie: Bambi II
Present you hate getting: ..... mom... book.... vajayjays.... ugh
Song that makes you want to dance: I Feel Free-Cream
Last song you got stuck in your head: SWLABR-Cream
Favorite scent of lotion or body wash: Lavender
Worst advice you ever got: "Just believe in yourself and you can acheive anything" No you can't unless you're brown.
Last question you were asked: "why?"
I am....... a drunken taxi driver (half Indian, half irish)
Superstition you tend to observe: White People (don't trust 'em)
Favorite muppet: Crazy Harry (he got pulled off because he was too violent)
Happiness is.... Being ethnic
Last thing you yelled about: IEIEIEIEIEIIEAIAAIIIAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!! (you won't understand)
One word that cracks you up every time you hear it: Bass (as in the fish)
CD you listen to over and over: Mulligan meets Monk
Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order? I'd like a prostitute. no fries thanks
Any last words? I'm so brown it's amazing